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Lyrics Christian Tim Hawkins - Pretty Pink Tractor

Well my ol' John Deere finally broke down
Used it every day, drove it into the ground
So I went to get a new one way uptown
But I was out of luck cause they were all out
So I found a used tractor on Craigslist
There was no picture but I couldn't resist
It seemed like a good deal
But now I regret it
If you wanna know why go take a look at it

I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
Go take a peek, it's out in the pasture
People make fun but it don't matter
Drives real loud so you can't hear the laughter
Makes a sweet song, turnin' a corner
Flowery canopy when it gets warmer
When I think about, just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor

Just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
My daddy came by Sunday after church
He said, "Son don't you listen to them big-mouth
And if people make fun, hit 'em with your purse and

Take 'em for a ride on yer pretty pink tractor
Gonna take a picture, wanna show my pastor
Sure all the family will want to take a gander
Son go show 'em yer pretty pink tractor
Telly Tubby cover on the seat
It's like a redneck Sesame Street

Gotta watch out when you buy online
Don't turn out good all the time
Why y'all gotta make fun that way?
It plows it up, it bales the hay
Give me a minute while I put this dip in
Hit with a purse dad you'd be trippin'
Snapshot, cheap shot, take a look
Post it all up on ya Facebook

Everybody hatin' on my new rig
Cows and chickens, dog and pig
Jump on my tractor, let it flow
Got ya trippin' on a double rainbow
Fire it up yo, hear y'all laughin'
Makin' it rain, I'm a redneck rappin'
Pepto bismol, flashy pink
I know y'all really wanna be me

Makes a sweet song, turnin' a corner
Barbie would drive it if she was a farmer
When I think about it, just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
Need to go to town
Trade it in for a green 'n brown
Who wants my pretty pink tractor?