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Lyrics Christian VeggieTale - Pants

Next up on Veggie shopping network: pants
Welcome viewers, what comes next?
A pair of pants with stripes or checks?
Dig in your wallet, dump out your purse
Who'll be the one to buy the first?
You can wear if you're big, you can wear it if you're small
They're pants if you're small and shorts if you're tall
You can wear 'em in the spring, you can wear 'em in the fall

They're pants if you're small and shorts if you're tall
So good so far down to 20
Look what'cha get for a little bit of money
Down to your feet and up to your tummy
Paaaaaaaants

Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants
If you buy right now tonight
We'll throw in a set of ginsu knives
A pair of pants could change your life
One easy payment: $9.95

See the tag on the back when your size gets small
They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're tall
You can wear 'em in the barn, you can wear 'em in the mall
They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're tall
16 more, we're down by four
You can't buy these in any store
They're just like your grandaddy wore
Paaaaaants

Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants
Pants have six legs less than a squid
It's a word for a dog and a noun for a kid
With a pair of pants you're not alone
You can dance with your pants till the cows come home
These pair of pants will wing your heart
We accept most credit cards
From stretchy waists to elastic bands

Makes easier buffet eating pants
Tills, slacks, corduroys
Pants bestow a special joy
As seen on the screen of your TV
These pants can hide on cycling needs
There's parrots made of high green vibe

Don't hesitate! All sales are final
To summarize you might recall
They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're tall
Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants
4, 3, 2, 1, going going going gone
We're out of pants, we've gotta run
Pants
You've got some skinny legs
Pants